Rob is that guy that you know who always know more about sports than you do. He’s a huge Detroit sports fan, even though he defected somewhat during the Michael Jordan years. Benedict Arnold, as some of his friends call him for that, is short and white. Rob isn’t a great athlete but he still enjoys running around with other short white guys in poor attempts to play various sports. He is currently a student at George Washington University pursuing a doctorate in
debt management physical therapy. Hopefully he’ll get a sweet job one day, but he’s currently happy watching any sports event he can.