“Official” Yankees Rap Girl Can’t Actually Rap, Makes It Slightly Embarrassing to be a Yankees Fan

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Entourage, it’s that pretending to be a douchey New Yorker doesn’t mean that you automatically have rapping skills. Case in point? This girl (who isn’t officially anything, other than bad). [NSFW language]

I sent this to my friend “Colin,” a lifelong Yankees fan from New Jersey, and asked him how embarrassed he was to be a Yankees fan with this broad patrolling the internets. Since he responded with this picture (note: not embedded to prevent you from puking all over your computer screen), we can assume that she’s not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things.

Still, you would think the Yankees could shell out some dough for a woman who can actually put it down behind the mic.

Of course, the fact that they’re from Boston might be why New York had to settle for what they got.

[Bro Bible]