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Detroit Sports Links 1/31/12: Ndamukong Suh, Andy Dirks, And Jon Kitna The Algebra Teacher

The holy testicle Tuesday links are back, hanging ballsier than ever. I like balls

Let’s get the Detroit links out of the way:

So this Sunday is the Super Bowl, and you know what that means, right? No, not Wayne Fontes. A Ferris Bueller commercial. And what is the deal with this Seinfeld commercial

Better than any commercial:

Can you guess which one of these man caves is mine? I’ll give you a hint: it’s none of them.

This Blake Griffin dunk is just some monster of a man rudely throwing man-gook and feces at Kendrick Perkins. Oh me oh my, Mozgov, you’re still not off the hook, though:

A complete 180: Jon Kitna is an algebra teacher. I’m not sending my kid(s) to Lincoln High School in Tacoma, Washington, that’s for damn sure. Not because Kitna is a bad quarterback teacher, though; I just don’t live out that way. 

Parting words from Brewers GM Doug Melvin: 

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