Carl Pavano Wants Another Oil Spill


Carl Pavano usually makes headlines here for being uncharacteristcally good against the Tigers (5-2, 2.97 ERA) or for his molester mustache, but now he can forever be known as the guy checking his teammate, Delmon Young, for oil after a walk-off hit. The government applauds you.



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