No more Billy Madison mock-arguments with the shampoo and conditioner -- Matt Stafford is here to tell you that Axe can make your hair clean, silky, and smooth -- all in one -- in addition to getting attractive girls to pop up out of nowhere like pimples, very hot pimples, and start giving you sensual temple massages (and if you're lucky, maybe they'll ask you to treat them to an expensive dinner).

I, for one, fully endorse Axe.  One time, I went weeks without showering to test the powers of Axe.  When I was at the mall, stealing coins from the fountain, Wilbur fell from the sky and landed on top of me, knocking me out cold.  As I came to, seventeen pretty girls were surrounding me, washing my scalp and speaking to me in a different language.  I think it was Asian.  Next thing I know, my hair is snagless and my grandmother is running her wrinkly fingers through it trying to wake me up for school.  Hey, hair action is hair action.  Thanks Axe.

PS -- when was the last time you had a hot drive through lady?  ZOMG! SO UNREALISTIC!

[via Morning Links via Lions in Winter (and Ty has a contest going on over there, so definitely click over)]

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written by Sooze, February 04, 2010

You should probably record that next time.

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written by Rob R, February 04, 2010

Actually I had a hot drive-thru girl last week. Not sure if I should try to pick up a girl working at McDonalds, but she was cute at least.

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written by Bobby B, February 04, 2010

@Sooze I've already hid the camera and I'm waiting for the next hot hair action.

@Rob R Why wouldn't you want to pick up a girl that works at McDonalds?!?

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written by Rob R, February 05, 2010

Truth be told, my girlfriend used to work at McDonalds so I guess I already have. I could definitely use the free fries though.

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written by Bobby B, February 05, 2010

and there's no shame in her working at MickyD's. Coincidentally, there was a cute drive through girl at Chick Fil A tonight. I stand corrected.

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written by saulcook, February 08, 2010

Which girl is hottest? I like the first and last.

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written by peanut008, February 12, 2010

This is funny! I bet boyz would spend $$$$ to get hair action from those chicas.

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